A poem, entitled 'For It Provides Warmth (Like the Embrace of a Loved One)'

WARNING. Adult Content is probable, considering me...










"I have to pee real badly,
I have to pee right now.
I have to pee so much,
I'd pee as much as a cow.
For peeing is so joyful,
Yes, peeing is so grand.
I'd love to pee all day if I could,
With my wiener in my hand."

I'd just like to thank everyone for your support while I worked on this. Everything you've done helped make this possible. (Now don't you feel guilty?)